Cow Keychain

Livestock shrunk to charm size and hung on a split ring. The shape leans on the animal's most recognisable outline — heavy body, broad head, low slung stance — so it reads as a cow at a glance rather than needing a second look to work out what it is. This is the sort of small print people make in batches: one for the house keys, one for a bag, a handful for a farm shop counter or a stall at a county show. Dairy farmers, smallholders and anyone who grew up near a milking parlour are the obvious buyers, though it does just as well as a cheap, cheerful present for a child who has firmly decided cows are the best animal there is. One file, quick to run off, and easy to repeat when someone inevitably asks for one of their own.