Halfling Rogue with Ruby and Pie

Every party has a halfling rogue, and the thing standing in for him on the table is usually a beardless dwarf or a spare pawn; this is a crouching halfling thief caught mid-getaway, hood up, a stolen ruby hugged to his chest, a reverse-grip dagger clamped flat along one forearm and a whole pie wedged under the other. Shrinking a human sculpt leaves you with a short adult, and blowing up a tabletop trinket leaves you with soft mush, so neither of the usual dodges gets you the character. He is cut at three and a half heads tall, round-cheeked and ruddy, barefoot on broad chestnut-furred feet, with chunky folds, fat buckles and deep cloth gaps shaped so the face and the loot stay readable at heroic scale and sharpen rather than crumble at display size. The cloak and hood are soft wool weave with a heavy nap, moss and forest green with sage riding the folds, worn over an oat-cream quilted jerkin and an oiled tan leather harness with aged brass. The blade is blackened gunmetal, notched along its edge, its grip wire-wrapped. The ruby is faceted and polished to a wet shine, pigeon-blood crimson against matte sun-tanned skin and crinkled foot callus, and the pie crust is baked gold. He hunches into one closed squat mass on a round plinth of tight-fitted slate cobbles with a chamfered rim, one tipped drain grate and a coin pressed flat into the stone — a coin he has not noticed, which is the kind of night he is having. One part, uncut. The mesh is watertight and manifold, 204,904 triangles, 138.2143 cm³ of solid, supplied at 90.7 mm × 90.689 mm × 100 mm tall, with base, feet, cloak hem and scabbard heel already one continuous body. The images are renders; no printed photograph exists yet. Sliced as supplied, the estimate came back at 311 minutes, with 7.36% of the surface in overhang and a thinnest wall of 0.962 mm. It fits the build plate. The 78.64 g on the spec card is calculated from extruded volume times the density of PLA rather than reported by the slicer, so read it as about that much in PLA and no more. Scaled down to 28–32 mm heroic the thin walls scale with it, which is where resin earns its keep; neither size has been test printed here. None. It is a single piece and the base is part of the sculpt, so there is nothing to pin, glue or line up. Buy it once and print it as often as you like for yourself, at any scale and in whatever you load. Do not resell, share or redistribute the file, and do not present the sculpt as your own work. Selling prints is a separate commercial tier, priced at four to five times the file. 2026-10-05 — first release. Single-part halfling rogue on integrated cobbled plinth, uncut, measured from the finished mesh. Print photograph owed.